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Oh dear…*pushes glasses up from nose*The char family are all fire types with the exception of Charizard which is fire/flying. If it manages to evolve into Mega Charizard X then it becomes a dragon/fireSo ‘Khaleesi’ those are NOT your dragons.

Oh dear…

*pushes glasses up from nose*

The char family are all fire types with the exception of Charizard which is fire/flying. If it manages to evolve into Mega Charizard X then it becomes a dragon/fire

So ‘Khaleesi’ those are NOT your dragons.

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mybestlife:

itsraviolibitch:

And in other news

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Captain Levi doesn’t know how to properly hold shit

Captain Levi can hold shit any way he fucking wants though.

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

hella-allonsy:

mY BOYFRIEND SHOWED ME THIS AND I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

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mothercrystal:

zeiyth:

mothercrystal:

I got this in Brayflox.
It was funny because my party was like :O CONGRATS!! and I was so confused.
Apparently this is super rare or something.

Very rare indeed. Congratz! Also not an item the party even rolls on I hear? Just randomly put in your inventory?

Yep, it just appeared in my inventory like a junk drop lol
That’s why I didn’t even notice it at first.

So lucky.

mothercrystal:

zeiyth:

mothercrystal:

I got this in Brayflox.

It was funny because my party was like :O CONGRATS!! and I was so confused.

Apparently this is super rare or something.

Very rare indeed. Congratz! Also not an item the party even rolls on I hear? Just randomly put in your inventory?

Yep, it just appeared in my inventory like a junk drop lol

That’s why I didn’t even notice it at first.

So lucky.

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More info on the gods of Eorzea and how both the Twelve and the primal fit into the whole celestial scheme of things will be revealed in ARR, but even then things will remain hazy. I mean, it’s religion. It’s hazy by design. In one age, a guy who single-handedly kills a microchu to save a girl is a good Samaritan. The story gets told by a thousand different people, each time changing just a little, but each time becoming more epic (the microchu becomes an ochu, the ochu becomes ten ochus, the girl becomes a princess, and so-on). In the next age, he’s a hero. In the next, he’s a saint. In the next, he’s a god, smiting ochus with levinbolts from high atop a snowy peak. And what of those people who possess magic or technology that is beyond the comprehension of the commonfolk? Would they not appear as gods? And what about those powerful entities who fancy themselves as gods, and use people gullible enough to follow them to obtain what they desire (power, gold, etc.)? And what of the actual gods, who normally don’t give a hoot about the ants crawling about their realms, but will intervene when it amuses them? Hopefully the story in ARR will help categorize who falls into what slot.

I can mention why primals are referred to as primals, though. It is not because they are underdeveloped, younger deities, but because the beast tribes tend to believe that they were the ones who created them, the world, and everything. They are the primal forms of existence.

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Fernhawles, FFXIV localizer, on the subject of the Archons and the Twelve. (via amaljaas)

Interesting read

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